About Merry Mischief

Christmas jumpers your nan will hate.

Merry Mischief started with one very simple, very stupid idea: the best Christmas jumper is the one that makes someone at the table put their fork down.

So we make the rude ones. The ones with hairy chests and dad bods printed where your actual chest and dad bod are. The puns you have to explain to your auntie. The ones that get you moved to the other end of the office party. Every design is printed edge to edge on a soft, knit-look jumper that's warm enough for the walk home from the pub and washable enough to survive it.

The deal

  • £24.99 every design. No tiers, no upsells, no "premium" jumper that's the same jumper.
  • Free UK tracked delivery on every order.
  • Sizes XS to 6XL, unisex fit, true to size.
  • 30-day returns if it's too rude for your family. Unworn, obviously.

We're a small UK team and we read every email. If something's wrong with your order, tell us and we'll sort it. If something's right with your order, send us a photo of the reaction.

Merry Mischief. Ruining Christmas dinner since 2026.