Christmas jumpers your nan will hate.
Rude, ridiculous and £24.99 every design. Free UK tracked delivery. Order by 10 December for Christmas.
Free UK tracked delivery • £24.99 every design • Sizes XS–6XL • Order by 10 Dec for Christmas •
Pick your poison
Rude & Cheeky
Rude & Cheeky
Puns & One-Liners
Puns & One-Liners
Santa Suits & Hairy Chests
Santa Suits & Hairy Chests
Office Party
Office Party
Animals
Animals
Cult Classics
Cult Classics
THE JUMPER
Built to be seen. Wash it anyway.
Every Merry Mischief jumper is a full-print 3D design on a soft, mid-weight knit-look fabric, so the joke is sharp on day one and still sharp in January. Unisex fit, sizes XS to 6XL, machine washable at 30°C. Every single design is £24.99 with free UK tracked delivery.
Free UK tracked delivery
On every order, no minimum. Tracking link the moment it ships.
Sizes XS to 6XL
Unisex, true to size. Size up if you want it baggy.
30-day returns
Too rude for the in-laws? Send it back unworn for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by 10 December and yes. Every order is sent tracked, and most UK orders land in 7–12 working days. You’ll get a tracking link by email the moment it ships.
What size should I get?
They’re a unisex fit and run true to size. If you like it baggy (and you will, it’s Christmas), go one size up. Full measurements are on our Size Guide.
Are they actually knitted?
No — that’s the trick. The knit texture is printed edge to edge on a soft mid-weight fabric, which is why the designs are so crisp and the hairy chests so upsetting. Warm, stretchy and machine washable at 30°C.
Can I return it if it’s too rude?
You can return any unworn jumper within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Just email us with your order number. Jumpers that have been to the office party don’t count.